Apocalypto Means A New Beginning

Or at least that is what Mel Gibson tells me when I see the commercial for his movie, and despite all his craziness, I believe him. That, my friends, is why I decided to kill off my old blog that I wrote on maybe once and bring you this blog, which I will still probably only write on once.

So without further ado, this is a mission statement of sorts for what I plan to do here...

It's been a boring summer, and I find myself with very little to do while I am biding my time going back to Emporia, Kansas for my senior year at ESU. So, being like every normal college student who is doing normal things, I decided to try my hand at writing. So here is what I will and will not talk about in a handy list format.

THINGS I WILL TALK ABOUT:

• Football
• Baseball
• Basketball
• Soccer
• Pro Wrestling
• Television
• Movies
• Music
• Video Games
• My Hatred For Skip Bayless, Stuart Scott, And All Else Wrong With My Beloved Network Since Disney Took Over
• Good Tasteful Humor Tasteless Jokes

THINGS I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT:

• Flowers
• Woman Things
• Hockey
• Nascar
• My Wish
• HGTV
• American Idol
• Reality TV

There's actually a lot more to the latter list, I just don't want to write it all out...you should be able to figure it out after a while. I don't really have an audience to cater to yet, so feel free to bitch if I write about a boring topic. In closing, if I can manage to keep writing here through the end of the summer then I might not kill it off there...but no promises.

If you won't read it for me, at least read it for this guy?