19-0, Week 14

Drop the Farm Animal, and Slowly Back Away...

Now that the Patriots going undefeated seems a lot closer and a lot more probable, pending a win against Pittsburgh, I decided it was time to finally address that whole situation. Despite Spygate, despite the incessant running up the score on their opponents, despite Tom being gay and apparently into beastiality, and despite their head coach being a hobo, I am in complete support of New England going udnefeated this year. Spygate was in the first half of week 1, they didn't have time to use anything they got and if you really believe that they're the only team to do it then you're pretty stupid anyway. Don Shula can kiss my ass for trying to say they need an asterisk if they go undefeated, you're just pissed that you couldn't have done it yourself, you crazy old coot. I love how they run up the score too, they are the best team in the NFL and they know it. More power to them, if you can't stop them then you get what you get. The fact of the matter is that the Patriots are the model franchise right now, built around winning as a team. Look at Randy Moss now, and remember how he was in Oakland and Minnesota. They have the right philosophy and the right players who all have the mindset about winning, regardless of if they have to take a paycut or even be cut for a period of time to help with the cap situation. Don't get me wrong, I hate Simmons and all of the fuckhead Boston fans, but Im willing to let it slide for this one. Plus it gives Tom that unbeatable edge over that fuckwad Peyton Manning, it also helps that I have Tom, Randy, Donte, and Maroney on my fantasy team(s). Now if only we can get Tom away from the farm animals...

WEEK 14
A horrible 7-9 last week, hopefully a better record for this week. 111-81 on the year, winners in bold.

Chicago v. Washington

Miami v. Buffalo

St. Louis v. Cincinnatti

Dallas v. Detroit

Oakland v. Green Bay

Tampa Bay v. Houston

San Diego v. Tennessee

Carolina v. Jacksonville

NY Giants v. Philadelphia

Arizona v. Seattle

Minnesota v. San Francisco

Pittsburgh v. New England

Kansas City v. Denver

Cleveland v. NY Jets

Indianapolis v. Baltimore

New Orleans v. Atlanta